Ok, so these are a couple fake surveillance cameras that are available for under $10. You can get one here and I suggest you do. They’re battery operated, have very official red blinking lights and the one above actually scans back and forth. I’ve already thought of like five different places to put one of these things (shower, bedroom, house plant, inside toilet and wherever I suspect you scratch your butt) that would creep the shit out of people I’m very close to. They would probably stop trusting me for awhile, but I’m sure they’d get over it.
These things look pretty damn real and make me wonder if the whole security camera racket is legit.