Hey Mars, Doorknob!

It’s been discovered that the planet Mars is farting out a whole bunch of methane gas leading scientists to believe that if life does exist on our neighboring planet, it is most likely in the form of a bunch crude jackasses with poor diets. To find out what they actually think read the story here.

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2 Responses to Hey Mars, Doorknob!

  1. A2ThaCFoSho says:

    Last time Earth farted Hiroshima happened. Earth was so embarrased she tried to blame it on the American Government saying we dropped bombs! Like anyone would believe that story. America dropping bombs?…pffft.

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