What we’re looking at here is the 1942 Willys MB Junior Replica available at faoschwarz.com for only $9,900. I’ll write that again to clear up any confusion, I mean, I can hear you all now, “another typo from probot…” price tag = $9,900. I only have one thing to say to any kid who got this as a gift for Christmas or Hanukkah or a birthday or just because Mommy or Daddy loves them, you suck. My 2001 Toyota Camry cost less than that. Do you how bad I wanted a fucking Jeep Power Wheels as a kid? Real bad and I never got one. And because I never got what I wanted as a child (although I did get that kick-ass Thundercat’s Fist Pounder) no kid should be able to get this thing. They should all be destroyed. By me. In front of the children that own them. Yes, that would be very satisfing.
Any child that did receive this as a gift and is interested in a silver 2001 Toyota Camry post a comment and we’ll set something up. There are a few scratches here and there, but that’s just aesthetic. I’ve changed the oil every 3,000 miles and it runs great in the snow.