This is Taco Bell’s latest invitation to Montezuma’s Revenge, the Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch taco-disaster. Looks to me like we’ve got a hard shell taco with zesty southwest cheddar sauce being spooned by a soft shell taco separated by a buffer zone of bacon-infused melted cheddar cheese. Sounds amazing, I know. I love Mexican food, but I’lll say this: I’ve only eaten at Taco Bell once in my life and will never eat there again after the hell I, my bathroom and several rolls of toilet paper were put through. Never has the “holy shit” category tag been applied more accuratley. I may be slightly exagarating, but the meal did not sit right. Plus, Portsmouth has a nice selection of places that can really do it up.
The craziest thing about this monster is that the dude in the commercial is eating one on the sideline of a pick-up basketball game. I don’t need to make any kind of joke in order to illustrate out how ludicrous this scenario is.
The Weigh In: Calories 660, Calories from fat 330, Total fat 37 grams, Saturated fat 12 grams, Cholesterol 75 milligrams, Sodium 1120 milligrams. Mmmm, bacon.