Microphone Murderer; Portrait of the Artist As a Young Don

This track resurfaced over the long weekend, getting played on Hot 97. Story goes that this is off of the demo that got Biggie signed. And since this is snatched from the radio broadcast, it’s censored and DJ Mr. C interrupts a half dozen times to scream “Brooklyn” and remind us who we’re listening to. At one point, Biggie is going off and Mr. C cuts in to yell “Listen to the lyrics!” Well, we can’t Mr. C because you’re fucking screaming at us. What if we were to blog like MR. C djs?

This track resurfaced RBM!!! over the long weekend, CHA!!! getting played on Hot 97. Story MASSACHUSETTS!!! goes that this is off of the READ HARD!!! demo that got Biggie signed. And since ROBOTS BITING MEN!!! this is snatched from the radio SIT DOWN AND READ!!! broadcast, it’s censored and IS IT A NEW WIFE SWAP THIS WEEK!?!? DJ Mr. C interrupts a NEW HAMPSHIRE!!! half dozen times to scream JAKE LLYOD!!! “Brooklyn” and remind us who we’re OH, MARS!!! listening to. At one point, BLOG!!! Biggie is going off and Mr. C cuts in to yell “Listen to the lyrics!” INTERNET!!! Well, we can’t Mr. C because WITCH CITY!!! you’re (hee-haaaw!!!) screaming at MIRACLE WHIP!!! us. What if we were to blog like RBM!!! MR. C djs?

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2 Responses to Microphone Murderer; Portrait of the Artist As a Young Don

  1. Yoshimi says:

    Well in your blog you promise to inform. Actually your previous mission statement seems to be missing, but I believe the sentiment of it (with something about slipping your hand up pop cultures skirt) was to bring up to date pop culture news (with bits of nostalgia). Hanging on to your youth, while aging gracefully. And you gave a shit.
    With that in mind, I very much like the first of these two, but some artsy, fartsy readers will totally dig the second of the two as well (no matter what message they get from it).

  2. probot8 says:

    This is the COMMENT!!! funniest post ever.

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