Michael Jackson Can’t Breathe

michael_jacksonJackson in healthier days, pajamas.

Michael Jackson, poor bastard and self-proclaimed King of Pop, is in bad shape? Every time I see him in the media he looks terrific! Well, the “professionals” say otherwise:

(Biographer Ian) Halperin said Jackson has been diagnosed with Alpha 1-antitrypsin deficiency, an occasionally fatal genetic condition.

“He’s had it for years, but it’s gotten worse,” Halperin told In Touch. “He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it. He also has emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, which his doctors have had a lot of trouble stopping. It’s the bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him,” according to the (Houston) Chronicle. (Source)

Since Alpha-1 is a genetic disorder, the other Jacksons may be screwed too! Upon hearing this ugly news, Jermaine assaulted his female guard and escaped from Soul Prison.

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One Response to Michael Jackson Can’t Breathe

  1. Yoshimi says:

    I’m sorry but I can’t breathe after seeing the mentally challenged Asian kid in the back. I’m going to go youtube clips of Jackie Chan’s Heart of Dragon. No one does the mushroom cut as well as Sammo Hung. Well almost no one.

    Reason 1247895574859457 why I’m going to Hell.

    Happy Almost Birthday Sweet Baby Jesus! And Merry Christmas RBM!!

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