Top Secret Blueprints Discovered

I came into work this morning and found these blueprints sitting on Oh, Mars’ desk. I’m not sure what to make of them… I just hope he knows my titanium hammock is guarded by uber-hippie Bill Walton whenever I have to get up and grab a fresh bucket of coronas. Oh, and that’s only if you can make it past Matthew McConaughey doing push-ups and playing naked bongos. Careful, he drinks mad protein shakes and I’ve seen him crush wheat grass shots like it’s going to simultaneously legalize marijuana and get Bill O’Reilly off the air…

Dont get to comfy Bill, my hippie sense tells me somethings afoot...

Don't get to comfy Bill, my hippie sense tells me something's afoot...

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13 Responses to Top Secret Blueprints Discovered

  1. Yoshimi says:

    McConaughey just talks the talk (even I always knew that and I’m slightly stoopid). Besides once he gets to banging on those bongos it’s like he’s the king of his own jungle (with trees he grew himself ;P). I’d be friends with him, don’t get me wrong . . . I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but I’d never trust him with anything of importance, like getting O’Reilly off the air (a cause very close to my heart, though I often wonder what I’d gripe over in his place). Who I would worry about is Watson’s fellow Celtics player, Paul “The Truth” Pierce. I think Oh, Mars needs to be taught a lesson, we often lash out and try to destroy things we don’t understand. I think it’s time for Pierce to lay down some truth.

  2. the good doctor says:

    paul pierce is the truth. walton is the god of hippie ball players. if i didn’t make it up in a haze of smoke and tie die, i think bill tried to get a deal with the blazers (of trails) to make the dead the house band in portland. and when they went to the playoffs, jerry and the family would travel with them to “inspire” bill. until my words can be verified, i’ll be listening to the dead from 9-3-72

  3. ohmars says:

    After his second sentence, I don’t understand a word The Good Doctor said. So I guess I have to try to destroy him, or break character. Is this post a battle rap all of a sudden?

  4. Yoshimi says:

    Wow. Oh, Mars. Let’s not get hasty here. Just lay off the pipe/sauce for a while and pick up your damn phone next time to listen to some reason. Give the Good Doctor a chance. Don’t “Goodnight” anybody yet. I remember the last time you killed off the Provost. Broke my heart.

  5. Eric McTwapiece says:

    Listen I don’t know why you guys are talking about Paul Pierce. This is an article about Hippies and Paul is a Gangsta. The replies that you are leaving should be about that cool drill thing that is shown. I think that we should be trying to find a way to build that thing so we can sell it to get some ganja. I also want to let you know that if you mess with the Doc then he and I will have to sue you because I am his lawyer. SO if anyone has a machine shop that I could use then I would like use it to work on that fricken drill. Merry Christmas
    Eric McTwapiece

  6. Eric McTwapiece says:

    Sorry I forgot.
    Take that in your FACE

  7. Professor Osgood says:

    What McTwapiece fails to grasp is that the first thing this drill would do is turn on him Frankenstein style and bore away at his sweet hippie hazed existence faster than he can google image naked bongos. Sporto.

  8. Eric Cartman says:

    Looks like you got a real hippie problem here mam. If you find one hippie there’s bound to be more. Ah, just as I expected, you got a drum circle forming in your backyard.

  9. Yoshimi says:

    The Irish stick together (Celtics ride or die together, counter-cultures unite). And both Gangstas and Hippies love to get high and have some free love (well the Gangstas usually pay for it, whatever). I’m just saying, fuck pretty boy Matt, Bill would have enough sense to have someone else by his side. Me, personally with my ninja like reflexes (there’s only one boy with a gun I run with, he’s always packing that heat) would be happy to lay the smack down . . . but even though I take those vitamins I’m a lover, not a fighter, sooo . . . I’d look for a better solution.

    It IS the holidays, for Chrissakes. No one’s ass should be getting capped or sued. And I don’t think we need any weapons of mass drilling to get to the Hippie Core. Oh, Ohmars, just ask Probot for a Corona and be friends. Or better yet, get off your hammock Probot and offer Ohmars one, tis the hippie way. Then sit around the drum circle and just enjoy each others’ company. Deep down, you know you both want to. Believe me, I’m Asian, I know everything.

  10. qasim says:

    ok dude srsly wtf…..those blueprints sre taken from south park……erick cartman was the one who made them….if u wanna start a debate like this the least you can do is be ORIGINAL…..

  11. probot8 says:

    Uh, oh, someone called the Originality Police. South Park, huh? I don’t think so. I drew them up myself as a matter of fact. Oh, shit, they actually say “Eric Cartman,” in the bottom corner. How could I have overlooked such as obvious giveaway that they weren’t a product of my own handiwork… I hope you guys can forgive me for such a gross lapse in judgment and ethics.

  12. Yoshimi says:

    I thought you found them on Oh, Mars desk. Were you setting him up from the start? This is ALL getting a little murky for you Probot. Of course we all saw the Eric Cartman on the bottom, we can read, but no one said Oh, Mars made the blueprints. You just said he had something up his sleeve. And then of course Eric Cartman was here, had he had an issue with any unauthorized use of his blueprints then he would have talked to Eric McTwapiece, the lawyer, about suing. But we all know RBM is a non-profit organization just spreading goodwill towards men/women/kidults everywhere. So . . . yeah. In YOUR FACE!

  13. the good doctor says:

    i just woke up.. looks like things got weird.

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