Sony, Sony, Sony…don’t get me wrong, I love your products, I do. But dancing robots? Come on, now. Seriously? If you can make robots that will perform traditional Japanese theatre, aren’t you really just dropping the ball on how to better hone your technological advancements as a company, as well as how to best allocate your funds as a whole? Tisk, tisk, tisk. I mean, with global problems lingering such as AIDS, cancer, and world hunger, just to name a few, shouldn’t Sony be pushing some of that Japanese yen around, maybe towards a charity, or, developing machines that actually help in the fight against any of the aforementioned issues that plague our planet’s inhabitants? Honestly, it’s really just a matter of…woah, hold on, wait a minute. Oh, man, that YouTube video just started! Haha! This is great! Forget all that other stuff I said, Sony. I don’t know what came over me. You’re the best! Fuck that boo-hoo crap! Bring on the dancing robots! AIDS can wait it out a few more decades, right? It’s waited this long! Ooo! I love the way the robots wave those fans!
You Wanted It, You Got It…Dancing Japanese Robots