Because I actually have work to do at work today.
Also, does anyone out there have any clue what this is all about? Is this an event or something? Where are their mothers?
UPDATE: I did some digging and found out that this is a tradition at the San Juan De La Vega Carnival in Mexico. This is way more bad ass than using a sledgehammer to try to hit the bell at the top of the lighted pole. Then when you don’t hit it, Sandy looks at you as “less than” a man. But it’s okay, you wanted to spend the rest of the weekend alone. Who needs the carnival when you’ve got a good book. Who needs Sandy.