Kevin James, I love you, I think you’re hysterical. I want to hang out with you, maybe go get some pizza, play a little Scene-It. There’s a block of King of Queens on when I come home from work and it’s the best thing ever to be welcomed home by you (just like in the theme song!). But are you really starring in a movie about a mall cop? There’s going to be so many fat-guy-running gags in this, I feel it in my gut.