Amsterdam to Become Half as Cool

Half of you, LIGHTS OUT!

Half of you, LIGHTS OUT!

Across the pond it’s being reported that the Amsterdam, Netherlands’ city council has decided to clean up the city’s notorious(ly awesome) red-light district by closing approximately have of the prostitution windows and marijuana-providing coffee shops that operate within the district.  The closures are aimed at reducing problems such as the human-trafficking associated with prostitution, extortion, money laundering and the sale of imported Hostess snack items. Amsterdam deputy mayor and nominee for greatest public official in the world, Lodewijk Asscher, went on record saying, “We can still have sex and drugs, but in a way that shows the city is in control.”

Ill have one marijuana and one prostitute, please.

I'll have one marijuana and one prostitute, please.

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One Response to Amsterdam to Become Half as Cool

  1. noneya buisness says:

    i’ll have one marijuana? wtf? that doesnt even make any sense.

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