Okay. Oookay. Phelps, you hands-down deserve the title of Sportsman of the Year, but are you feeling okay? Because you’re face looks wicked fucked up. It’s seems to have shrunk and become discolored. I don’t have Photoshop capabilities (hence the same RBM neon fonts every week), but this cover looks like it was doctored using Paint. I use Paint to place Polite Bear in random photos and it looks better than this.
Wet, casual Friday at SI.