Black Friday at WalMart; Woman Nearly Trampled to Death

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A 41-year-old woman in Orange City, FL seeking a $29 dollar DVD player at the Black Friday WalMart jump-off was nearly trampled to death. She was first in line, so naturally, she was knocked unconscious and the herd just kept running (fuck dude, it’s only $29 bucks, right?). She ended up in the hospital, unable to remember what the hell happened. But it’s cool, because WalMart made it up to her the only way they know how. They called the woman’s sister and:

…Wal-Mart officials called later Friday to ask about her sister, and the store apologized and offered to put a DVD player on hold for her. (From CNN)

‘Nuff said.

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2 Responses to Black Friday at WalMart; Woman Nearly Trampled to Death

  1. Maurice says:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27957714

    Almost made it through the day . . . but these deaths were probably gang-related. So they don’t count.

  2. victorianblood says:

    “You either hard, or you izn’t…ight?”

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