That’s right folks, it was 20 years ago today that Canadian animator/maniac John Kricfalusi warped the minds of 10-12 year olds across the globe. Never before had toilet humor and outlandish violence been captured so beautifully as it was with the help of an asthma-hound chihuahua and a semi-retarded cat. But if it wasn’t for the disturbing nonsensical chaos that Ren & Stimpy provided, I probably wouldn’t be the jolly ole Viking that I am today. Read the rest of this entry »
“Weird Al” Yankovic: Perform This Way
I’ve always been more of an old-school Al fan. Even though his recent albums are funny as all hell, I still don’t dig the bands he’s been parodying. But this new video makes my nostalgic heart feel like it’s stuck in a closet with Vanna White every time I hear this killer new shit from that lanky madman with the curly hair. He managed to rock my face off and disturb me for life all in the span of 15 seconds. Well played good sir. Well played.
It’s going to be hard for them to top T2, but if you ask me this T-X looks to be one bad ass mother eff.
Find it hard facing Fridays? Despite the glorious weekend that awaits, does your body simply not want to climb out of bed? Fear not, my little snow-flakes. Just toss back an ear-full of Niki & Sarah’s Early Show (via Unregular Radio) while you chisel those eye-boogers away. They’re just the thing you need to help you power through your morning routine while your brain is picturing the many ways you’ll be destroying it over the weekend. Read the rest of this entry »
While at a pizza party my friend was throwing this past Friday night, someone suggested we watch this video. Being half awake and half in the bag, I wasn’t prepared for the laughing fit that came as a result of this gaseous man of the cloth. My face is still sore from that night.
Amy Lee Radigan: Nerdy Girls Need Love Too
Hey! Amy Lee! If you dig older nerds, look no further! Should the whole age thing be an issue, I’m quite sure Professor Hubert Farnsworth has some sort of de-aging devise to make me like 4 years younger. Either way, you’re a cute nerd-girl up in Canada, I’m a gruff looking teddy-bear in Massachusetts. Let’s make this happen!
Zlad! – Electronic Supersonic
Some say that this is the worst video ever. Those people are stupids. This video rules! OFF-BLAST!
Out of all those learned toons, my money’s on Brock Samson. He seems like an expert on such things.
If only they knew that Oh Mars gives off the intoxicated look at all waking hours of the day, I guarantee that things would have gone differently for that franchise. Had they only understood his sense of humor, their pizza would have stopped tasting like shit, we’d be getting Ninja Turtle inspired recipes, and Star Wars would be playing a major roll in their advertising campaign. No question about it.
“I won’t allow it!”
Bad movies are something of a common occurrence. Some fade away into nothingness (as they should), while most get sent up to the Satellite of Love for some questionable experiments. Very few find a cult following, but are forever inducted in the “it’s so bad it’s awesome” hall of fame. Troll 2 happens to be the mother of all awesomely bad movies. Read the rest of this entry »
Making it as a band isn’t easy. It’s even harder to make it when you’re a fearsome foursome of foxy femmes. But when your lead singer bounces so she can make it on her own, then dies in a most brutal accident, the chances of you making it are near impossible. Not entirely impossible, though. There’s a few things you can do to assure your chances of total make-age. It’ll only cost you 80 minutes of your time, and a good chunk of your soul. Read the rest of this entry »
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Christmas Vacation
Hip hip hooray for Christmas vacation!
Why must those filthy bastards always show up at the worst possible time? They should at least have the decency to wait for the pies to be done before they attempt a feeding frenzy. It’s bad manners on their part.
Come on, get up, and quit your nappin’! It’s a crazy, messed-up place, where anything can happen! There’s a chair that freakin’ talks (HEY LOOK!), there’s some fish that give advice (HOLY CRAP!)! It’s screwy…at Pee-Wee’s playhouse!
That place really is nuts; I know, cuz I’ve been there a few times. But when Christmas time rolls around, some wild shit happens. Read the rest of this entry »
CONAN: Minty The Candy Cane That Fell On The Ground
If I have to have this damn song stuck in my head for a week, then SO DO YOU!
His name is Shumway. Gordon Shumway. He is a refugee from the terrible explosion of planet Melmac (a quaint little rock, once located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster). Many of his customs are strange to us, like Fappiano and National Rag On The Martians day. Christmas is one of ours that he can’t quite grasp. Read the rest of this entry »
In an effort to raise money for the Save The Snarfs Society, a handful of Thundercats rallied the people of First Earth for a 5k charity marathon. While Cheetara set countless world records on that day, Thundercats Ben-Gali and Lynx-O mysteriously disappeared. Witnesses report spotting a bandaged weightlifter with blue skin and a tattered red cape fleeing the scene. Officials are baffled.
BATMAN The Animated Series: Christmas With The Joker
HEY! The Joker’s not suppose to know that song! That’s OUR song! And how in the hell did the guards at Arkham let a rocket-tree slip by their ever watchful eyes?