Celebrating 20 Years Of Hillarity, Hair-balls, and Hoek

That’s right  folks, it was 20 years ago today that Canadian animator/maniac John Kricfalusi warped the minds of 10-12 year olds across the globe.  Never before had toilet humor and outlandish violence been captured so beautifully as it was with the help of an asthma-hound chihuahua and a semi-retarded cat.  But if it wasn’t for the disturbing nonsensical chaos that Ren & Stimpy provided, I probably wouldn’t be the jolly ole Viking that I am today.

Song Of The Day: 6/20/2011

“Weird Al” Yankovic:  Perform This Way

I’ve always been more of an old-school Al fan.  Even though his recent albums are funny as all hell, I still don’t dig the bands he’s been parodying.  But this new video makes my nostalgic heart feel like it’s stuck in a closet with Vanna White every time I hear this killer new shit from that lanky madman with the curly hair.  He managed to rock my face off and disturb me for life all in the span of 15 seconds.  Well played good sir.   Well played.

New Terminator Trailer

It’s going to be hard for them to top T2, but if you ask me this T-X looks to be one bad ass mother eff.

“Wake And Bake” With NIKI & SARAH

Find it hard facing Fridays?  Despite the glorious weekend that awaits, does your body simply not want to climb out of bed?  Fear not, my little snow-flakes.  Just toss back an ear-full of Niki & Sarah’s Early Show (via Unregular Radio) while you chisel those eye-boogers away.  They’re just the thing you need to help you power through your morning routine while your brain is picturing the many ways you’ll be destroying it over the weekend.

Crazy Crap: The Farting Preacher

While at a pizza party my friend was throwing this past Friday night, someone suggested we watch this video.  Being half awake and half in the bag, I wasn’t prepared for the laughing fit that came as a result of this gaseous  man of the cloth.  My face is still sore from that night.

Song Of The Day: 2/9/2011

Amy Lee Radigan: Nerdy Girls Need Love Too

Hey!  Amy Lee!  If you dig older nerds, look no further!  Should the whole age thing be an issue, I’m quite sure Professor Hubert Farnsworth has some sort of de-aging devise to make me like 4 years younger.  Either way, you’re a cute nerd-girl up in Canada, I’m a gruff looking teddy-bear in Massachusetts.  Let’s make this happen!

Starbuck With Starbuck At Starbucks

This photo just made my day.  But since my day is just ending, I should seriously consider looking at this the very second I wake up.

Song Of The Day: 1/27/2011

Zlad! – Electronic Supersonic

Some say that this is the worst video ever.  Those people are stupids.  This video rules!  OFF-BLAST!

Crazy Crap: A Rusty Venture?

Out of all those learned toons, my money’s on Brock Samson.  He seems like an expert on such things.

Heavy Metal Monday: Adam Bomb

Starting a band isn’t about who you are, it’s about who you know.  If you’re lucky enough to have Guns N’ Roses guitarist Izzy Stradlin as a room mate, and happen to sing/play guitar, the odds of you getting a gig somewhere are rather high.  Today’s selection, Adam Bomb (that’s the name Stradlin told him to use), was one of those lucky dudes.

How To Quit A Job: Oh Mars Style

If only they knew that Oh Mars gives off the intoxicated look at all waking hours of the day, I guarantee that things would have gone differently for that franchise.  Had they only understood his sense of humor, their pizza would have stopped tasting like shit, we’d be getting Ninja Turtle inspired recipes, and Star Wars would be playing a major roll in their advertising campaign.  No question about it.

You Can’t Piss On Hospitality: The RBM George Hardy Interview

“I won’t allow it!”

Bad movies are something of a common occurrence.  Some fade away into nothingness (as they should), while most get sent up to the Satellite of Love for some questionable experiments.  Very few find a cult following, but are forever inducted in the “it’s so bad it’s awesome” hall of fame.  Troll 2 happens to be the mother of all awesomely bad movies.

“Vicious Lips”: A Radioactive Dream?

“Would you have sex with a Fungi Dwarf?“

Making it as a band isn’t easy.  It’s even harder to make it when you’re a fearsome foursome of foxy femmes.  But when your lead singer bounces so she can make it on her own, then dies in a most brutal accident, the chances of you making it are near impossible.  Not entirely impossible, though.  There’s a few things you can do to assure your chances of total make-age.  It’ll only cost you 80 minutes of your time, and a good chunk of your soul.

Song Of The Day: 12/24/2010

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Christmas Vacation

Hip hip hooray for Christmas vacation!

How To Deal With Christmas Zombies

Why must those filthy bastards always show up at the worst possible time?  They should at least have the decency to wait for the pies to be done before they attempt a feeding frenzy.  It’s bad manners on their part.

Christmas Throwbacks (Episode IV): A New Pee-Wee

Come on, get up, and quit your nappin’!  It’s a crazy, messed-up place, where anything can happen!  There’s a chair that freakin’ talks (HEY LOOK!), there’s some fish that give advice (HOLY CRAP!)!  It’s screwy…at Pee-Wee’s playhouse!

That place really is nuts; I know, cuz I’ve been there a few times.  But when Christmas time rolls around, some wild shit happens. 

Song Of The Day: 12/23/2010

CONAN: Minty The Candy Cane That Fell On The Ground

If I have to have this damn song stuck in my head for a week, then SO DO YOU!

Christmas Throwbacks (Episode III): Revenge Of The Melmacian

His name is Shumway.  Gordon Shumway.  He is a refugee from the terrible explosion of planet Melmac (a quaint little rock, once located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster).  Many of his customs are strange to us, like Fappiano and National Rag On The Martians day.  Christmas is one of ours that he can’t quite grasp.

Crazy Crap: Thundercats, RUUUUUUN!

In an effort to raise money for the Save The Snarfs Society, a handful of Thundercats rallied the people of First Earth for a 5k charity marathon.  While Cheetara set countless world records on that day, Thundercats Ben-Gali and Lynx-O mysteriously disappeared.  Witnesses report spotting a bandaged weightlifter with blue skin and a tattered red cape fleeing the scene.  Officials are baffled.

Song Of The Day: 12/22/2010

BATMAN The Animated Series: Christmas With The Joker

HEY!  The Joker’s not suppose to know that song!  That’s OUR song!  And how in the hell did the guards at Arkham let a rocket-tree slip by their ever watchful eyes?