Celebrating 20 Years Of Hillarity, Hair-balls, and Hoek

August 11, 2011

That’s right  folks, it was 20 years ago today that Canadian animator/maniac John Kricfalusi warped the minds of 10-12 year olds across the globe.  Never before had toilet humor and outlandish violence been captured so beautifully as it was with the help of an asthma-hound chihuahua and a semi-retarded cat.  But if it wasn’t for the disturbing nonsensical chaos that Ren & Stimpy provided, I probably wouldn’t be the jolly ole Viking that I am today. Read the rest of this entry »


Thundercats….WHOAAAAAA!!!

April 4, 2011

Originally I thought this was just going to be a re-telling of my favorite childhood cartoon.  I was bullshit when I thought Lion-O was going to stay looking as a child.  But if this is what I think, and it’s taking place well after the T-Cats have crashed on 3rd Earth, I’m going to be one happy Reptilian.  This looks amazing.

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Christmas Throwbacks (Episode V): Eternia Strikes Back

December 24, 2010

Tonight’s the night we all get super tanked and pass out early so that Santa can deliver his presents.  But before he makes his way to Earth, he needs to make a pit stop at a planet similar to ours.  A great evil named Horde Prime has learned of the Spirit of Christmas, fearing that it just might be the only thing powerful enough to stop him.  Guys like that make me want to kick them in the jingle balls. Read the rest of this entry »


Thursday Throwbacks: 10/14/2010

October 14, 2010

While fighting the tail-end of a rockin’ cold, I was sitting at work last night monitoring one of my clients when an idea hit me.  The dude was sitting in bed having random episodes of harsh chomping at the open air, followed by a few quick seconds of gnawing on his bottom lip.  He looked like a human piranha in mid feeding-frenzy.  I let that thought percolate in my noodle for the duration of my shift.  It wasn’t until my drive home that the perfect cartoon for today made sense.  Some douche-fuck in a white sedan swerved onto my side of the road, nearly careening head-on into my mighty Ford Focus.  A vision of shark fins popping out of the concrete, chasing that fuck down like the can of sardines he/she is, had me in great spirits throughout the rest of my drive.  Too bad the only way I’ll get to see that happen is by watching today’s cartoon, Street Sharks. Read the rest of this entry »


Thursday Throwbacks: 9/30/2010

September 30, 2010

Mother Nature is a harsh mistress.  Her storms can send houses flying through the air, her earthquakes cause the tallest of buildings to crumble into dust, and her bitter cold seasons have a way of sending more than just retired folk racing for the equator.  Even if you’re a scientist trying to figure out a way to grow trees in the desert, like nature enthusiast/scientist Alec Holland was trying to do, that evil tree-bitch will totally ruin your day.  In Holland’s case, she sent her minions to his swamp-lab to destroy stuff (mostly glass beakers with strange science liquids in them).  Some of the liquids splashed onto him turning him into a massive pile of moss and leaves, hell-bent on protecting that which he became…a mighty Swamp Thing. Read the rest of this entry »


Super “FRIENDS” Part 2!

September 29, 2010

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I showed you a video mash-up of The Super Friends cartoon and the 90′s hit sitcom FRIENDS.  Well here’s PART 2!! Read the rest of this entry »


The Cartoon Bone Yard

July 13, 2010

I could have spent my afternoon doing something productive, but instead, I’ve dredged up some wonderful forgotten cartoons from the late 80’s and early 90’s for you all to enjoy.  Every cartoon I’ve found for this post is extra special so, without further time wasting, I give you:  The Cartoon Bone Yard. Read the rest of this entry »


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