You Can’t Piss On Hospitality: The RBM George Hardy Interview

January 11, 2011

“I won’t allow it!”

Bad movies are something of a common occurrence.  Some fade away into nothingness (as they should), while most get sent up to the Satellite of Love for some questionable experiments.  Very few find a cult following, but are forever inducted in the “it’s so bad it’s awesome” hall of fame.  Troll 2 happens to be the mother of all awesomely bad movies. Read the rest of this entry »


Hey Donnas, STOP DRIVING THROUGH MY HEART!!

March 26, 2010

I need to get this off my chest immediately.  The following will go down in history as the most difficult review that I have ever done in my life; mentally and emotionally.  Now that that’s out of the way, let’s do it to it.

Tonight marks my 4th time having my brains blown out by the lovely Californian cuties know to most as The Donnas.  I thought it nearly impossible for them to top last summer’s show at the Bank of America Pavilion.  Apparently, the fates saw things differently. Read the rest of this entry »


Date Of Final “LOST” Episode Revealed!

February 3, 2010

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse rapped a bit with Jimmy about the premier episode of LOST: The Final Season.  Many a funny word was spoken, but nothing was more mind blowing than the JARHEAD bomb they dropped on our laps at the end of the interview… Read the rest of this entry »


Amanda Wyss: Giving Shout-Outs From Beyond The Grave!

January 28, 2010

It was a quiet night in the Wyss household.  Sweet dreams were being had by everyone.  Well, everyone but little Amanda that is.  She stayed up late poking around RBM; leaving horrible comments with bad language and terrible punctuation.  We were left with no choice but to send her to our complaint department…. Read the rest of this entry »


“Get The F*ck Out Of My Face”: A Bruce Campbell Q&A

June 20, 2009

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Last weekend, I attended Monster-Mania Con in Connecticut, and a major mistake was made on my part.  Because I was more focused on autograph collecting, swag purchasing, and alcohol consuming, I missed the many celebrity Q&A sessions that were held throughout the convention; a decision that haunts me still.  All is not lost, however.  People who decided to get the most out of their weekend got video of the Bruce Campbell Q&A and plastered it up on YouTube.  Thank the Gods!   I now bring the laughs that I missed out on into your lives, but you must follow the jump first. Read the rest of this entry »


Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains: Monster-Mania Con ’09 In Review

June 15, 2009

“Dark gray clouds hovered on the horizon.  A crisp summer breeze wafted through the strawberry-blond locks set atop the warrior’s head, as he readied adventuring gear.  His mind went over the list of supplies that stumbled around in his booze soaked skull; a side effect from the night before.  All that was left was to meet up with his traveling companion, Wooster Of The Hill People, and the long trek could begin.  The warrior steeled his gaze at the road ahead of him.  It was time.  Monster-Mania Con had come.”

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After months of preparation, I took off to Connecticut to spend the weekend at a horror convention.  Nothing in my wildest dreams could have prepared me for what the Gore Gods had in store for me.  My buddy Wooster and I continually bounced total baffoonery off one another, loud music rocked the air around us, while questions of what lay ahead of us were tossed around, and this was just the first day! Read the rest of this entry »


RBM Gives Robert Englund Crazy Nightmares

June 14, 2009

Kung Fu THIS, Bitch! \m/


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