It’s going to be hard for them to top T2, but if you ask me this T-X looks to be one bad ass mother eff.
While at a pizza party my friend was throwing this past Friday night, someone suggested we watch this video. Being half awake and half in the bag, I wasn’t prepared for the laughing fit that came as a result of this gaseous man of the cloth. My face is still sore from that night.
Most likely it’s illegal to own one of these things in Massachusetts, but I don’t give a shit. I would proudly drive around my area with a Snarf in the passenger seat. All I’d have to do is keep my glove box fully stocked with candy-fruit, and deal with the occasional lecture. Now for the difficult task of getting one smuggled down from New Thundera.
Out of all those learned toons, my money’s on Brock Samson. He seems like an expert on such things.
If only they knew that Oh Mars gives off the intoxicated look at all waking hours of the day, I guarantee that things would have gone differently for that franchise. Had they only understood his sense of humor, their pizza would have stopped tasting like shit, we’d be getting Ninja Turtle inspired recipes, and Star Wars would be playing a major roll in their advertising campaign. No question about it.
In an effort to raise money for the Save The Snarfs Society, a handful of Thundercats rallied the people of First Earth for a 5k charity marathon. While Cheetara set countless world records on that day, Thundercats Ben-Gali and Lynx-O mysteriously disappeared. Witnesses report spotting a bandaged weightlifter with blue skin and a tattered red cape fleeing the scene. Officials are baffled.
I am all for hot girls dawning Star Wars apparel. Less is more, I always say, especially when it’s nearing X-Mas and they’re sporting beach attire. The people over at Black Milk, have designed two swim suits for the bitchy girl who enjoys giving nerds the worst case of blue balls ever. Read the rest of this entry »
There are only two things that need to be said about this video: Read the rest of this entry »
The closer we get to Halloween, the more it makes me think of all of the things that made Halloween great throughout my life. The parties and decorations, the Halloween sit-com specials on tv (I have a ritual to watch all of my favorites every year… especially the Roseanne specials) and, of course watching horror movies constantly! I have had an interest in terrible horror movies for about a decade, now, so I feel I’ve gathered enough useless knowledge to share with you a list of some of the absolute best worst movies I’ve come across over the years. Don’t take that the wrong way, though. When I say these movies are awful, they are, but in a good way. So I am still recommending that you see them regardless of how absolutely terrible they are. Nay, I demand you see them! I’m sure you’ll notice a listing or two on here that you’ll remember, but I also hope that you’ll find a couple of movies that you’ve never seen before that you will add to your Netflix queue immediately in honor of the upcoming “Month of Macabre”.
Almost 27 years later and the place still manages to draw in flocks of dudes. Perhaps it has something to do with the wonderful supply of fresh meat?
Should Lucas ever lose what’s left of his brain and decides to remake his original trilogy, I would be perfectly content with Adrianne Curry playing Leia for 2 reasons: Read the rest of this entry »
I don’t know about my abs, but my crotch just got a wonderful workout.
If there were more horror movie themed shows on Broadway, I’m sure we’d all be better people.
A strange envelope was slid under the door of the RBM office today. The only words written on it were “OPEN IMMEDIATELY“. We did. This photograph fell onto the floor along with a note glowing in purple. After having the note analyzed, it became quite clear to us that Skeletor and his cronies were the culprits. I’d say they took turns driving wooden dowels through Battlecat’s body then petrified the beast. He-Man may not be happy about this, but something tells me the kids in the RBM Day-Corral will.
Well it looks like we don’t need to wait for the series finale of LOST to find out what happens to the 815ers. The Island gets moved again and ends up in Springfield. Think of the wacky adventures that are sure to take place! Read the rest of this entry »