Starbuck With Starbuck At Starbucks

This photo just made my day.  But since my day is just ending, I should seriously consider looking at this the very second I wake up.

Chuck Norris: Texas Ranger (FOR REAL!)

They eyes of The Ranger are upon you.  Any wrong you do he’s gonna see.  When you’re in Texas, look behind you.  Cuz that’s where The Ranger’s gonna be…ready to roundhouse-kick your head right the fuck off!  That’s right, ladies and germs, Chuck Norris has become an honorary Texas Ranger!

Hey bad guys, rapists, kidnappers, and drug lords….here’s just a taste of what’s in store for you:

Pour One Out For: Leslie Nielsen 2/11/1926 – 11/28/2010

“I know this little, out of the way place, that serves great Viking food.”

I know what you’re thinking:  “Surely you can’t be serious”.  I am serious.  And don’t call me Shirley.  Leslie Nielsen, one of the greatest, if not THE greatest funnyman of all time, passed away yesterday in his sleep due to pneumonia complications.  Boy, I sure picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Birthday Bites: Cary Elwes

Today the great Cary Elwes turns a whopping 48 years old.  We should all pitch in and get this dude a gift.  I suggest either a rope, a new foot, or a better agent.  The poor guy hasn’t been in anything half decent since the first SAW movie, with the exception of random tv cameos and voice-overs.  Sure it’s work, but The Dread Pirate Roberts is capable of so much more.  He’d be perfect for the roll of Fandral in the new THOR movie.

Birthday Bites: Katy Perry

Even though she recently wed a complete tool, we at RBM still wish Katy the bestest of birthdays.  She’s come a long way in her relatively short career; sexy outfits in tow. 

Katy Perry Got Banned From Sesame Street?

What possible reason could the folks at Sesame Street have for giving Katy Perry the boot?  Boobs.  Count ‘em.  One, two, TWO BEAUTIFUL BOOBS!! AH AH AH!!  It seems parents felt the singers tig-ole-bitties were too much of a focal point in her cleaned up version of Hot N’ Cold that she sings with Elmo for the show’s 41st season.  TMZ has more info, however you should watch the video here.  Check it out:

A “Gaga” Of A Dress

Oh Lady Gaga, just when I think you couldn’t be any more awesome you go and pull something like this.  Normal people would be repulsed by a full on meat ensemble,  but not this guy.  Cher should thank you for making her hold your meat-purse.

Late Night With Crispin Glover

To those who don’t know who that whirling dervish of madness is, his name is Crispin Glover.  You might remember him from such fantastic films as Friday The 13th:  The Final Chapter, Charlie’s Angels, and Incident At Loch Ness.  His bizarre personality and strange sense of humor is the stuff of legends, while his acting chops are a force to be reckoned with.  Walking around with that much genius can be too much for some “normal” people to handle at times.  Looks like Letterman is one of those people.

Hit the jump to see Crispin Glover at his best.

“GET GOOD ABS!” With Adrianne Curry

I don’t know about my abs, but my crotch just got a wonderful workout.

Gaga Gropeapalooza

Can you think of a better way to make a triumphant return to a shitty music festival than by dawning fish-net clothing and stage diving onto a crowd of handsy dudes?  Lady Gaga thought it first, then did just that. 

ManOwaR’s Drummer Bangs Alone Now

Mano-mEmberS From Left to Right: Scott Columbus, Eric Adams, Joey DeMaio, and Karl Logan

Will Joey DeMaio’s bullshit ever end?  First there’s the whole years upon years between albums thing; then there’s the fairly recent lawsuits involving photographers (music festivals as well).  Now I find out that drummer Scott Columbus is out of the band?!  Not only has he left the band that got me wrecking my neck to please the metal gods time and time again, but he did so over 2 years ago and DeMaio still has him listed as a band member!  WHAT THE HELL?!!! 

Harry Potter: And The Half Drank Beer?

Dumbledore allows his students to drink CORONAS in the Great Hall?!!  It’s official.  Schools in the muggle world totally suck.

Birthday Bites: George Takei

Today Trekers around the globe celebrate the birth of Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu; a.k.a. George Takei of Star Trek fame.  Even though I am more of a Next Generation kind of guy, I have enough intelligence to know how incredible the velvet-voiced Takei is. 

Birthday Bites: Tim Curry

He’s crafty, sly, speaks with a British accent, and has a seriously evil smile.  From a cantankerous carnival clown, to the Lord of Darkness himself, Tim Curry has breathed life into some of the most memorable characters in film history.  Clue, Legend, as well as The Rocky Horror Picture Show wouldn’t be as amazing as they are if the world was without him.  So we at RBM would like to send Tim Curry a 10,000 psi bite for his birthday today.  Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to just nibble yer bum.

Rogue Flies Part-Way Out Of The Closet

Sexpot Anna “Rogue” Paquin (best known as the vampire loving blond babe on True Blood) has begun a nation wide rise of nerd boners.  She decided to announce her bi-sexualness  to the world as part of 80′s rock goddess Cyndi Lauper’s “Give a Damn Campaign”.  Once again, Yahoo got the info first.

A “Shocking” Ricky Martin Announcement

Throughout the course of history, the musical gods feel the need to turn our lives upside down with monumentally shocking news.  The rest of the time they hand us the blatantly obvious scenario; case in point:  Ricky Martin.  It seems all of that Bon-Bon shaking was nothing but preparation for a life as a gay man.   Yahoo has all the info:

Lisa “Alice” Wilcox Showing Some RBM Love

So she said “MEN” instead of “MAN”.  Big fucking whoop.  Lisa can say what ever the crap she wants to, because she’s earned the right. 

CoCo Says “No No!”

After only seven short months as host of The Tonight Show, late night comedic god Conan O’Brien has been asked that his show be moved to a different time because Jay Leno needs more room for his chin.  Yahoo has all the details:

Marshall Bell Has Something To Say

We were lucky enough to catch actor Marshall Bell at Monster Mania Con ’09.  Those who are unfamiliar with his work need only watch Airheads, Total Recall, or Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.  Your lives will be changed forever.

Pour One Out For: Brittany Murphy 11/10/1977 – 12/20/2009

Death toll for 2009 rises yet again.  Actress Brittany Murphy died early Sunday morning, killing King of the Hill star Luanne Platter in the process.  Yahoo has the details: