Yesterday, Soulja Boy posted this quandary on his YouTube channel. It’s NSFW, in fact, it’s not safe for any setting. He titled the video “Soulja Boy is so sexy.. OMG.” It’s five fucking minutes of himself writhing around shirtless, like an extra in Caligula, as a song that might be called “Shawty Got Talent” plays. He nods affirmatively throughout; reassuring himself that even though his new album bombed, even though two hoods broke into his house and robbed him at gunoint, even though he dissed Nas and made a fool of himsef, he’s only 11 years old and things can only get better. But they probably won’t.
