Florida is Doing Really Good

December 15, 2008

…only in Florida.

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Song of the Day

December 15, 2008

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SNL Insults David Paterson, New Jersey

December 15, 2008

New York governor David Paterson is not so great at taking a joke and is ticked off about being portrayed as “blind and bumbling” in a SNL sketch last Saturday. From CNN:

A spokesman for Paterson, who became governor of New York last spring after then-Gov Eliot Spitzer was forced to resign amid a sex scandal, suggested the skit was offensive to all people with physical disabilities.

“The governor engages in humor all the time, and he can certainly take a joke,” said Risa Heller, Paterson’s communications director. “However, this particular Saturday Night Live skit unfortunately chose to ridicule people with physical disabilities and imply that disabled people are incapable of having jobs with serious responsibilities.

Also during the skit, Amy Poehler said her goodbyes:

“This is my last show,” Poehler announced from her “Weekend Update” anchor desk. “I love you,” she told the audience, “and I will miss all of you very much.”


The Dog Dies

December 15, 2008

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Last week, rapscallions in LA started ruining the end of the new Jennifer Aniston dramedy Marley and Me by writing “THE DOG DIES” over ads and billboards for the movie. I only read books published before 9/11 so I’m not sure if the dog does in fact die at the end of the book (or its film adaptation), but this is awesome. No one knows for sure yet if this is actual vandalism or part of a PR stunt, but anyone who goes to this movie knowing that the puppy dies is going to rot in hell. Look at that puppy! Look at it!

Imagine if people did this for The Sixth Sense, The Usual Suspects, or even Barbershop 2?!?! Wowza. If we just ruined the end of a new Jennifer Aniston movie for any of our readers, don’t be a reader any more.

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Sugar as Addictive as Cocaine & Heroin, Sweet!

December 15, 2008

Hey! Hey,what's happening? What's the plan tonight? We going out?

A scientific science-study led by Princeton research psychologist Bart Hoebel has found that rats that have been subjected to a sugar binge can display the physical and psychological reactions often associated with cocaine and heroin addiction.

Some of the behaviors displayed by the rats included, an increased desire to dance to DJ AM music, flashing paparazzi while getting out of the car and, you know, doing what Bob Saget said he did for coke in Half Baked


Good Morning, Crackheads

December 15, 2008

Oh, Mars here, just saying thank you for reading and to remind ya’ll not to throw you life away with crack. L-L-Leave it alone!

Did anyone go see The Day the Earth Stood Still this weekend? I stayed in and watched 10 episodes of Friday Night Lights, because I’m a second string high school football player, just going through some shit. Namaste.


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