Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

Picture knicked from Geekologie

What. The. Fuck. I don’t care if this dog sleeps on a bed of roses and is fed fresh Kobe beef, this is some animal cruelty right here. You can’t see in the picture, but I bet there’s no ring on that lunatic’s finger. You can check out a gallery of this insane woman and her dog dolls here and believe me, it gets way worse (see below).

Scott Ruffalo Dies

Last week we reported that Mark Ruffalo’s brother, Scott, was shot in the head and was in critical condition. Scott died last night. The pieces of shit responsible are now in custody. From ABC:

Two people wanted for questioning about the shooting surrendered to police earlier Monday, according to the Associated Press. Shaha Mishaal Adham, 26, was arrested on an attempted murder warrant in connection with the shooting of Ruffalo.

Brian Scofield was being held on a misdemeanor traffic warrant. His role, if any, in the case wasn’t immediately clear.

Our mechanical, robot hearts go out to Mark and his family. The world is super fucked up.

Jurassic Park 4 – The Dream is Dead

Looks like the dream of a Jurassic Park 4 is extinct! Sorry, I couldn’t help it. /Film reports that producers Frank Marshall and Kathleen Kennedy stated at a press junket for the new horror film Benjamin Button stated that there have been no developments on JP4. Marshall said that:

No… I don’t know. You know, when Crichton passed away, I sorta felt maybe that’s it. Maybe that’s a sign that we don’t mess with it.

The franchise took a dive-bomb after the first masterpiece, but I always get hyphy when a franchise hits four. Like they learned from their mistakes. Except in the case of The Next Karate Kid, that movie can suck it.

Ten Questions With…Blockhead

For our first segment of “Ten Questions With…” we bring you 10 questions with NYC DJ/producer Blockhead. Homeboy has worked with the likes of Aesop Rock, Murs, and Cage and he has some incredible solo albums out for consumption.

Check out the questions and answers after the jump…

Amsterdam to Become Half as Cool

Half of you, LIGHTS OUT!

Across the pond it’s being reported that the Amsterdam, Netherlands’ city council has decided to clean up the city’s notorious(ly awesome) red-light district by closing approximately have of the prostitution windows and marijuana-providing coffee shops that operate within the district.  The closures are aimed at reducing problems such as the human-trafficking associated with prostitution, extortion, money laundering and the sale of imported Hostess snack items. Amsterdam deputy mayor and nominee for greatest public official in the world, Lodewijk Asscher, went on record saying, “We can still have sex and drugs, but in a way that shows the city is in control.”

I'll have one marijuana and one prostitute, please.