This Week in Blogs Written by 10-year-olds

Ten-year-olds are awesome and everywhere, especially the Internet. They hate braces and they aren’t afraid to say so! This new weekly column takes a look at some of their creative output.

Nic Cage Goes Trick’A Treating With His Son

Actually, that’s just how Weston Cage dresses everyday. He’s in a “pure” black metal band called Eyes of Noctum. And Nic always looks like he was just drinking Wild Turkey straight from the bottle.

Happy Halloween From RBM

Go out, grabbin’ ya nuts, and beg for candy. But be safe about it. Salem Exploso Halloween ’08. Have a good weekend and thanks for reading.

Angels & Demons Teaser

Here’s the first trailer for Ron Howard’s Angels & Demons which still got made even though everyone hated The Da Vinci Code. There’s not a ton of footage, but there’s plenty of Illuminati bullshit. I don’t remember too much about the Illuminati, except that they were the villains on Gargoyles.

Wes Craven Designs Google’s Halloween Logo

Jake Sholder lined up to do the sequel.

Jake Lloyd’s Killer Brought to Justice

New Fanboys Poster. Fuck. Yeah.