MySpace has an exclusive HD trailer for Twilight, which looks pretty horrible. Check it out here. I want to hurl the main vampire-boy into the street and kneel on his windpipe. Now, I know some people will argue, “But it’s not targeted at intelligent, sexy twenty-somethings like you. It’s aimed at teen girls and douchebags.” And they’re right. But this is the American internet; and you’re reading my opinion. (Bows and can-cans off stage).
Don’t worry, they’re Express jeans.
