Fall 2008 Television Dates

Fringe, Doll House, Battlestar, and Supernatural. That’s all I give a hoot about. But here’s a comprehensive list for ya’ll.

• ABC
Friday, September 19
10:00-11:00 p.m. “20/20″
Monday, September 22
8:00-10:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” (special two-hour performance show premiere)

10:00-11:00 p.m. “Boston Legal”
Tuesday, September 23
8:00-9:00 p.m. “Opportunity Knocks” (new series debut)
9:00-11:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” (special performance show)
Wednesday, September 24
8:00-9:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars Results Show Special” (special day and time)
9:00-11:00 p.m. “David Blaine Special”

Banksy Takes on KKK in Alabama

After leaving New Orleans, it appears that street artist Banksy is now heading through the Deep South. Hang em high Limey. I saw him as losing some cred by coming out with a clothing line, but damn, this is one bullseye of a statement.

The New Zack & Miri Make a Porno – R-Rated Red Banned Trailer

I’m at work right now, so I actually can’t watch this. The guy who sits behind me has creepy peepers. Kevin Smith hasn’t made a movie I liked in about ten years, redemption?

Check it out here.

Watchmen — Coming Summer 2010

Hey, uh Fox…you guys are kind of jerks.

Attorneys for 20th Century Fox and Warner Bros. laid out plans for the legal battle over Watchmen in a report filed Friday in federal court in Los Angeles.

The New York Times points out that Warner Bros., which says that Fox “sat silently” as producer Lawrence Gordon took Watchmen “to studio after studio with Fox’s express knowledge,” seems ready to draw Gordon, Paramount Pictures, Legendary Pictures and Universal Pictures into the fight. None of those is named in Fox’s lawsuit.

Fox, which is requesting a June trial date, says it will seek an injunction to prevent the planned March release of Watchmen. Warner Bros. contends Fox shouldn’t be allowed to stop the movie, and asks for an April date.

Wah Wah.