Fuck the haters. This movie was pure F-U-N. Turn off your snotty, over-analytical brains for two hours and realize that this movie is not trying to be Indiana Jones; not trying to be taken seriously. I-dare I say it-had a better time watching this than I did Indy 4. It knows what it is and does not stray from that. The dialogue features some of the most effortless one-liners in celluloid history but I never once gave a hoot. The action was fucking first class; shotguns against the undead. Sliding 80 feet whilst grabbing handguns. Yetis partying. A Three-Headed dragon for no comprehensible reason. SO dope. On the technical side, the entire sequence outside of Shrangri-La looked amazing. The hard whites against bright blues, browns, and reds worked so good. And fuck man, did I mention shotguns? I will never hate an action sequence if it involves sawed-offs. Little qualms; Fraser, amazing at what you do as always. But bro, you looked sort of fucked up. Like your eyes had something unnatural going on. It’s cool though. To the young Asian mamma who plays the young Asian mamma (who I’m sure frequents this site), you’re really bad, pretty unbearable to listen to. Like Sandra Bernhardt. Your kung-fu wasn’t too impressive either. And that’s coming from a dude who took judo for 3 weeks. In conclusion:
Brendan Fraser, never stop. (Did they Photoshop the gun out of his hand in this picture?) 
Posted by Oh Mars 
